itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

playstatixn:

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

conversationparade:

tokomon:

this is perfect because rihanna already has no soul

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Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

Shawn Hatosy is in a play here in LA until the end of the month fuck.

lilyandrews:

risarei:

Finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters.

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railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

I’m sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

alexanderperchov:

i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing you a morning golden and true

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